We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Drake has all the answers
is that a dick in a sweater?
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