Ambien. No doubt about it.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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