I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Randomize
