Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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