I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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