I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
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You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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