I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Randomize
