Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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