never play flip cup with pint glasses
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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