i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
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Send help, water and tortillas.
40s are totally the cure
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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