i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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