nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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