What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Randomize
