Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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