That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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