Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine