Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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