You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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