how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
A bitchslap is in order.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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