Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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