Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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