Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Randomize
