Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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