wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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