i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
