You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
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Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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