But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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