therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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