She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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