What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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