Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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