Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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