Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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