I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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