I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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