I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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