I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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