So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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