YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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