I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
How does one acquire holy water?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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