I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
my sisters under your porch take her home
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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