quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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