sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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