so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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