i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
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I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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