i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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