I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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