The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
