I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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