That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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