Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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