More tranny stories later!
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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