Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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