well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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