reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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